Yatyogjin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering mouse.

Yatyogjin created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatyogjin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yatyogjin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yatyogjin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yatyogjin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six great tits approach from the west.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing pink skirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.