Fumfobtif is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane parrot.

Fumfobtif created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumfobtif, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumfobtif, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fumfobtif's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fumfobtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away if eight seals approach from the east.

5. Do not kill whales.