Dutbellbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless bee.

Dutbellbin created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbellbin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dutbellbin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dutbellbin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dutbellbin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six frogs approach from the north.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Dutbellbin loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.