Quillipguphog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring toad.

Quillipguphog created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillipguphog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quillipguphog, she will turn you into a goat.

Quillipguphog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Quillipguphog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help goats in need.