Tailyogdun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing capybara.

Tailyogdun created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailyogdun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tailyogdun, it will not invite you to parties.

Tailyogdun's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tailyogdun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.