Dobhogflab Kapbusrull is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome hyena.

Dobhogflab Kapbusrull created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobhogflab Kapbusrull, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobhogflab Kapbusrull, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dobhogflab Kapbusrull's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dobhogflab Kapbusrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about hamsters.