Tunnurling is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet crane.

Tunnurling created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunnurling, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tunnurling, he will turn you into a rat.

Tunnurling's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tunnurling's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed carrots to voles while wearing brown dresses.

5. Never think about comets.