Afcepnut is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak centaur.

Afcepnut created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Afcepnut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Afcepnut, it will come to you in dreams.

Afcepnut's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Afcepnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Run away if six sharks approach from the north.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afcepnut.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.