Hadtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable tortoise.

Hadtetti created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadtetti, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadtetti, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hadtetti's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hadtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hadtetti.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. You must love Hadtetti.