Litvogkar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet bee.

Litvogkar created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litvogkar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Litvogkar, it will cry a lot.

Litvogkar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Litvogkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect five zinc sculptures of Litvogkar on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.