Jinrillwip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jinrillwip created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinrillwip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jinrillwip, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jinrillwip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jinrillwip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Jinrillwip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Always obey Jinrillwip's priests.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.