Cudvoglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm deer.

Cudvoglarg created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudvoglarg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudvoglarg, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cudvoglarg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cudvoglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudvoglarg.

2. Worship no other gods but Cudvoglarg.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.