Dabfudkimingcuncussyargid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered jackal.

Dabfudkimingcuncussyargid created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Dabfudkimingcuncussyargid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dabfudkimingcuncussyargid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dabfudkimingcuncussyargid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dabfudkimingcuncussyargid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.