Butont is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental toad.

Butont created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Butont, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Butont, he will make you grow a tail.

Butont's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Butont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from gray dogs for they are unholy.