Banwatyat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty raccoon.

Banwatyat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Banwatyat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Banwatyat, he will turn you into a hamster.

Banwatyat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Banwatyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Banwatyat.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Do not kill shrews.