Farnnelfod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciless centaur.

Farnnelfod created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnnelfod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farnnelfod, it will turn you into a mole.

Farnnelfod's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Farnnelfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.