Badfomdad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent ant.

Badfomdad created water two years ago.

If you believe in Badfomdad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badfomdad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Badfomdad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Badfomdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badfomdad's name in vain.

2. Run away from green porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Badfomdad on top of important buildings.