Rotlipjig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane hippopotamus.

Rotlipjig created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotlipjig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotlipjig, she will turn you into a worm.

Rotlipjig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rotlipjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to ants while wearing green shirts.

2. Never feed grapes to goats while wearing hats.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Respect your elders.