Gudfebquag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring dragonfly.

Gudfebquag created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudfebquag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gudfebquag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gudfebquag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gudfebquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about dark matter.