Laknarlbeparm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful fish.

Laknarlbeparm created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Laknarlbeparm, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Laknarlbeparm, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Laknarlbeparm's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Laknarlbeparm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Always help geese.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your chest.