Fligvidquim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome crab.

Fligvidquim created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fligvidquim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fligvidquim, she will think nothing of it.

Fligvidquim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fligvidquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fligvidquim.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.