Mipparkjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, weak deer.

Mipparkjad created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipparkjad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipparkjad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Mipparkjad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mipparkjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.