Bassgildibhinriphakbembus is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, flying hydra.

Bassgildibhinriphakbembus created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassgildibhinriphakbembus, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bassgildibhinriphakbembus, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bassgildibhinriphakbembus' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bassgildibhinriphakbembus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never wear black corsets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.