Mifgilqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, contented hedgehog.

Mifgilqueeg created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifgilqueeg, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifgilqueeg, he will destroy your home planet.

Mifgilqueeg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Mifgilqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.