Ominbonfet is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong ferret.

Ominbonfet created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbonfet, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominbonfet, he will turn you into a mole.

Ominbonfet's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ominbonfet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ominbonfet on top of all buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Ominbonfet.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.