Hivlimvin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, almighty wasp.

Hivlimvin created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivlimvin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hivlimvin, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hivlimvin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hivlimvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.