Dunyimdad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful manatee.

Dunyimdad created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunyimdad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dunyimdad, it will come to you in dreams.

Dunyimdad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dunyimdad's Holy Commandments

1. Dunyimdad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dunyimdad.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.