Bisszosszog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, compassionate dragon.

Bisszosszog created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisszosszog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bisszosszog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bisszosszog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bisszosszog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan snails, for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.