Yakgamrip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered butterfly.

Yakgamrip created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgamrip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yakgamrip, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yakgamrip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yakgamrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always help ants.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.