Cinnulsag Nelgempan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, amazing cobra.

Cinnulsag Nelgempan created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinnulsag Nelgempan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cinnulsag Nelgempan, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cinnulsag Nelgempan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cinnulsag Nelgempan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. You must never eat apples.