Kinlipnak is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous
hydra.
Kinlipnak created life five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kinlipnak, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Kinlipnak, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Kinlipnak's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Kinlipnak's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bananas.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Frogs are not to be trusted.
4. Do not eat pineapples.
5. Always help badgers.