Madarfdaving is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured
porpoise.
Madarfdaving created the universe eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Madarfdaving, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Madarfdaving, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Madarfdaving's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Madarfdaving's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt rats.
2. Do not sprint in public.
3. Never write about quantum mechanics.
4. Do not dye your hair violet.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.