Madarfdaving is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured porpoise.

Madarfdaving created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madarfdaving, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Madarfdaving, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Madarfdaving's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Madarfdaving's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.