Minminsug is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able
donkey.
Minminsug created bats seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Minminsug, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Minminsug, she will not invite you to parties.
Minminsug's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Minminsug's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Minminsug five times a day.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing purple rings.