Narljig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful chicken.

Narljig created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Narljig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narljig, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Narljig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Narljig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narljig.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.