Stikven is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, effective jaguar.

Stikven created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikven, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikven, he will refuse to believe in you.

Stikven's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Stikven's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Stikven loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.