Kardidhub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous clam.

Kardidhub created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kardidhub, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kardidhub, he will turn you into a rock.

Kardidhub's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kardidhub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never wear green shirts.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not dye your hair black.