Kardidhub is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous
clam.
Kardidhub created humanity two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kardidhub, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kardidhub, he will turn you into a rock.
Kardidhub's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Kardidhub's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat spinach.
2. Never wear green shirts.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not dye your hair black.