Dobcinhomfumhimgombophom is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing
centipede.
Dobcinhomfumhimgombophom created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobcinhomfumhimgombophom, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Dobcinhomfumhimgombophom, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Dobcinhomfumhimgombophom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Dobcinhomfumhimgombophom's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the north.
3. Dobcinhomfumhimgombophom loves mice, so they must be respected.
4. Never write about comets.
5. Hide from black goats for they are unholy.