Jongetneg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage wyrm.

Jongetneg created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Jongetneg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jongetneg, he will turn you into a worm.

Jongetneg's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jongetneg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Always help foxes.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.