Tarliksab Stigcencen is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tarliksab Stigcencen created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarliksab Stigcencen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tarliksab Stigcencen, he will be very unhappy.

Tarliksab Stigcencen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tarliksab Stigcencen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never paint your neck black.

5. Do not kill frogs.