Dussgetarntadmabnull is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful hedgehog.

Dussgetarntadmabnull created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussgetarntadmabnull, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dussgetarntadmabnull, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dussgetarntadmabnull's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dussgetarntadmabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. You must love Dussgetarntadmabnull.