Dussgetarntadmabnull is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, boastful
hedgehog.
Dussgetarntadmabnull created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dussgetarntadmabnull, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dussgetarntadmabnull, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Dussgetarntadmabnull's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Dussgetarntadmabnull's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. Manatees are not to be trusted.
4. Never talk about cell theory.
5. You must love Dussgetarntadmabnull.