Didwiptun Vigceddim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent gerbil.

Didwiptun Vigceddim created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Didwiptun Vigceddim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didwiptun Vigceddim, she will turn you into a dog.

Didwiptun Vigceddim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Didwiptun Vigceddim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.