Didwiptun Vigceddim is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent
gerbil.
Didwiptun Vigceddim created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.
If you believe in
Didwiptun Vigceddim, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Didwiptun Vigceddim, she will turn you into a dog.
Didwiptun Vigceddim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Didwiptun Vigceddim's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Learn eight new languages a year.
3. Whales are not to be trusted.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never eat green fruit.