Gomzodnil is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless meerkat.

Gomzodnil created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomzodnil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gomzodnil, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gomzodnil's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Gomzodnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gomzodnil.