Manbutmiphas is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witless dragon.

Manbutmiphas created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Manbutmiphas, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Manbutmiphas, she will send minions to preach to you.

Manbutmiphas' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Manbutmiphas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear white clothing.