Benyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome dingo.

Benyarl created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benyarl, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Benyarl, she will come to you in dreams.

Benyarl's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Benyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.