Lantitciplam Kimjatlinkik Cemwadgubpitrutnatbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awesome deer.

Lantitciplam Kimjatlinkik Cemwadgubpitrutnatbonk created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lantitciplam Kimjatlinkik Cemwadgubpitrutnatbonk, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lantitciplam Kimjatlinkik Cemwadgubpitrutnatbonk, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lantitciplam Kimjatlinkik Cemwadgubpitrutnatbonk's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lantitciplam Kimjatlinkik Cemwadgubpitrutnatbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not keep nine turtles in a large pit.

5. Do not make images of living things.