Sogcatwan Dadbenquim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent mink.

Sogcatwan Dadbenquim created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogcatwan Dadbenquim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sogcatwan Dadbenquim, it will destroy your home planet.

Sogcatwan Dadbenquim's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sogcatwan Dadbenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.