Yokguthit Zenbadstaf Jigonthim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, amazing hyena.

Yokguthit Zenbadstaf Jigonthim created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokguthit Zenbadstaf Jigonthim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yokguthit Zenbadstaf Jigonthim, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yokguthit Zenbadstaf Jigonthim's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yokguthit Zenbadstaf Jigonthim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never hurt eagles.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.