Fossbun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthoughtful shrew.

Fossbun created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fossbun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fossbun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fossbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.