Stragpadfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, caring hummingbird.

Stragpadfon created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stragpadfon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragpadfon, he will make you grow a tail.

Stragpadfon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stragpadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never paint your legs orange.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.