Tenpinten is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak crane.

Tenpinten created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tenpinten, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tenpinten, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tenpinten's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tenpinten's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tenpinten in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing rings.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.